Name: If I Had A Dick
Duration: P00H03M12S
Description: Fuck Brett Kavanaugh!

If I Had A Dick

by Blanco Suave

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Fuck Brett Kavanaugh!

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you can't take away my power
i'm a powerful person , i know it
i show it in the way i walk the street slow
confident your sticks or stones
or compliments thrown like bricks
hit my feet and shatter
oh did i hurt your feelings?
cos i won't smile back
i don't owe you shit
i don't owe you jack
if you got your receipt
take your balls to target
and get your money back!

if i had a penis i'd do great things with it
build a pyramid and knock it down with my
paint the mona lisa, sign my name with my
and take a fiery piss on every kkk's yard

if i had a dick, i'd do great things with it
leave women all alone, mind my own business
get a high paying job, never get pregnant
get a stupid haircut and join the senate

how many times do i gotta prove
my skill set to be competent?
i'm tired of pissing contests
and i'm sick of being doubted
your manhood's so fragile
if i think hard, i'll snap it
your masculinity; weak
if i stand tall, you're threatened
you keep beating your meat
i'll keep beating your checks
putting bread in my bank
while you're still laying in bed
i work hard i play hard
baby i'm erect
you wish you were me
cause i'm so goddamn blessed!

if i had a penis i'd do great things with it
build a pyramid and knock it down with my
paint the mona lisa, sign my name with my
and take a fiery piss on every kkk's yard

if i had a dick, i'd do great things with it
leave women all alone, mind my own business
get a high paying job, never get pregnant
get a stupid haircut and join the senate

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released September 29, 2018

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Blanco Suave Michigan

The brainchild of musicians Gretchen McKenzie (bass, vocals) and Luke Arquette (guitar).

Blanco Suave has expanded to include Patrick Booth on saxophone & Dawson McKenzie on drums. They've mutated into a genre-defying powerhouse of a band with lofi hip-hop, jazz, and pop influences. ... more